A $12 Chico's shirt enters the Mitch McConnell proof-of-life mystery

alleged photo of rumored dead senator

Architect of our demise, Senator Mitch McConnell's office released another photograph to prove that he remains alive and recovering. The doubting public responded by identifying his wife's $12 Chico's shirt and opening a textile-forensics lab.

A family friend of billionaire Elaine Chao reportedly considers it implausible that she would willingly wear a $12 Chico's shirt. — Read the rest

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